10. Your family heads for the dinner table when they hear the smoke detector.
9. Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like!
8. When your toddler goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows.
7. Your kids' favourite drinks are Alka-Seltzer and Pepto Bismal!
6. Your family is perpetually jealous of the delicious-looking food in Fido's bowl.
5. Your kids got even with the neighbourhood bully by inviting him for brunch.
4. Your kids got suspended from school for smuggling toxic waste into the cafeteria.
3. Your husband refers to that smoke detector as the 'dinner bell'.
2. No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns blue!
And the SUREST SIGN you are a lousy cook...
1. You cause kitchen fires when making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
*From Jokes a Day
BTW, I'll be posting a recipe tomorrow...
~Anna Kathryn
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5 comments:
Great list. :)
I don't think I've ever seen blue gravy...ROFL!
Rhonda :0)
Rhonda, there was that blue soup in "Brigette Jones's Diary" but that was because of the blue string...lol. I'm actually a pretty good cook, even if I do say so. Sometimes the recipes I try aren't any good, but I very seldom burn anything.
~Anna Kathryn
I've known people who cook like that! Amazing.
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