August 26, 2008

Top Ten Signs You're a Lousy Cook

10. Your family heads for the dinner table when they hear the smoke detector.

9. Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like!

8. When your toddler goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows.

7. Your kids' favourite drinks are Alka-Seltzer and Pepto Bismal!

6. Your family is perpetually jealous of the delicious-looking food in Fido's bowl.

5. Your kids got even with the neighbourhood bully by inviting him for brunch.

4. Your kids got suspended from school for smuggling toxic waste into the cafeteria.

3. Your husband refers to that smoke detector as the 'dinner bell'.

2. No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns blue!

And the SUREST SIGN you are a lousy cook...

1. You cause kitchen fires when making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

*From Jokes a Day

BTW, I'll be posting a recipe tomorrow...

~Anna Kathryn


CrystalGB said...

Great list. :)

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blessedheart said...

I don't think I've ever seen blue gravy...ROFL!

Rhonda :0)

Anna Kathryn Lanier said...

Rhonda, there was that blue soup in "Brigette Jones's Diary" but that was because of the blue I'm actually a pretty good cook, even if I do say so. Sometimes the recipes I try aren't any good, but I very seldom burn anything.

~Anna Kathryn

LuAnn said...

I've known people who cook like that! Amazing.