August 6, 2008

Really Harsh Comeback Lines

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertalized.

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Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: DO NOT ENTER

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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: Well, if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing!

~Anna Kathryn
www.aklanier.com

3 comments:

Margay said...

Omg, those thingsare probably the funniest things I've read in awhile! Thanks for the chuckle.

mamasand2 said...

ROFLOL!!! Anna, I can just see some dumb guys face after that, and you know he would be dumb.

sandie

TamiC said...

OHH I love those!!! I will have to remember those.