August 6, 2008

Really Harsh Comeback Lines

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertalized.


Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?



Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: Well, if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing!

~Anna Kathryn


Margay said...

Omg, those thingsare probably the funniest things I've read in awhile! Thanks for the chuckle.

mamasand2 said...

ROFLOL!!! Anna, I can just see some dumb guys face after that, and you know he would be dumb.


TamiC said...

OHH I love those!!! I will have to remember those.