Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertalized.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: DO NOT ENTER
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: Well, if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing!
~Anna Kathryn
www.aklanier.com
3 comments:
Omg, those thingsare probably the funniest things I've read in awhile! Thanks for the chuckle.
ROFLOL!!! Anna, I can just see some dumb guys face after that, and you know he would be dumb.
sandie
OHH I love those!!! I will have to remember those.
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