October 30, 2008

Spooktaculary Funny One-liners - in Honor of Halloween

Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?

A. To get his boo-ster shot?
Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries?

A. Because so many people are dying to get in!

------Q. Where does Dracula water ski?

A. On Lake Eerie!
Q. Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?

A. At the blood bank.
Q. When does a ghost need a license?

A. During "haunting" season.


Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!


Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling!


Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A: Hoblin Goblin.


Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.


Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He's mist

~Anna Kathryn


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