A. To get his boo-ster shot?
Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A. Because so many people are dying to get in!
------Q. Where does Dracula water ski?
A. On Lake Eerie!
Q. Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?
A. At the blood bank.
Q. When does a ghost need a license?
A. During "haunting" season.
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He's mist