Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't

~ Reach in and grab the giblets.

~ Whew, that's one terrific spread!

~ I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

~ Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.

~ Talk about huge breasts!

~ It's Cool Whip time!!!!

~ If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!

~ It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!

~ All I want is stuffin'!