~ Reach in and grab the giblets.
~ Whew, that's one terrific spread!
~ I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
~ Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
~ Talk about huge breasts!
~ It's Cool Whip time!!!!
~ If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!
~ It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!
~ All I want is stuffin'!